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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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