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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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