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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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