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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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