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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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