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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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