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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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