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Pet death
My
aunt
Thelma
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Molly
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a lion 🦁
a wild boar 🐗
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a velociraptor 🦖
a hyena 🐺
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