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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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