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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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