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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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