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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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