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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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