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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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