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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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