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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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