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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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