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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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