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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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