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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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