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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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