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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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