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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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