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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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