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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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