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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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