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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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