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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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