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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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