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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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