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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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