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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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