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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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