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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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