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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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