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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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