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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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