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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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