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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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