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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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