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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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