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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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