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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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