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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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