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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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