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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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