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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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