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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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