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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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