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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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