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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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