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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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