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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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