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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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