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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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