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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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