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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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